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First things first: GO CANADA!
Seems rather fitting to update during a time where Canada once again claims victory over the United States; both our men and women's hockey teams have done a fantastic job of representing our country.
Although hockey wasn't around 200 years ago (sadly) and the conflict was much bloodier, the result was largely the same -- of course, the British helped things immensely.
The Americans even released a video addressed to Team Canada, basically saying "bring it on."
We did.
It's not the first time Americans have underestimated us and it sure won't be the last.
Now, I'm not about to go on some kind of anti-American diatribe because that's terribly un-Canadian. I do understand not every single American tourist is this naive, but in my five years at Fort George, I have come across some real gems with tragically hilarious and skewed views of our true north strong and free.
So for our friends south of the border, here are some FAQs I've actually been asked before, in order to help you out:
Q: Are you [Canada] independent yet?
A: Why yes we are; depending on how you look at it, we're either younger or older than you, sir/ma'am.
Q: When was the fight for your freedom?
A: Sorry to disappoint, but not every British colony needed to punch its way to freedom. We just asked nicely.
Q: Do you have to bow to the Queen every morning?
A: We started to, but it turns out she really hates it. And can't see it.
Q: Do I need my passport to get into Canada?
A: Wait, seriously? You're already at Fort George and you're asking this? Wow.
Q: Do y'all consider yourselves Americans? Since we're in North America?
A: I consider myself more of a Northern Hemispherian, to be honest.
I hope this helps in your travels and I look forward to answering more of your....um, questions this summer!
-J-
